Christmas Beard

The Christmas Beard

A storied tradition of joy and manliness

(This page a work in progress.)

 The Carol

O Christmas Beard, O Christmas Beard,
How lovely are thy whiskers.
O Christmas Beard, O Christmas Beard,
How lovely are thy whiskers.
The warmest glow of yultide dreams
From every facial contour gleams
O Christmas Beard, O Christmas Beard,
How lovely are thy whiskers.

O Christmas Beard, O Christmas Beard,
Thy warmth and strength we treasure.
O Christmas Beard, O Christmas Beard,
Thy warmth and strength we treasure.
No winter’s chill nor driven snow
Can harm us when we let thee grow.
O Christmas Beard, O Christmas Beard,
Thy warmth and strength we treasure.

  • Snake in the building at work @statesman. Security must be getting lax. Do they just let anybody in? - 4 days ago
  • Election night at the newspaper: hmmm..... waiting.... do dee doo.... OHGOSHTHENUMBERSAREIN GET'EMINTHEPAPERNOWNOWNOW - 1 week ago
  • Eating Mike & Ikes takes me back to the days when I got them by the handful from my piano teacher. - 1 week ago
  • For my son, even playing cars involves shouting at the top of your lungs. BOOM! HI-YA! UUUUUGH! - 1 week ago
  • When I swallow, the inside of my right ear itches. Diagnosis? - 2 weeks ago

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