Archive for November, 2008

Things I’ve learned from Indiana Jones

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

1. You can survive a nuclear bomb in a lead-lined fridge (the door will stay shut while flying through the air).
2. All monkeys naturally hate Russians.
3. Swinging from vines tarzan-style comes naturally and effortlessly to most people.
4. Magnets strong enough to pull metal grains through the air, defying gravity, can be cancelled out by some [...]

Mystery caller revealed!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

We’re reasonably sure we’ve discovered who left this fantastic message on my editor’s phone at work. A cranky old guy came in to the office one morning when I wasn’t around and wouldn’t leave without speaking to someone. My buddy Stacy sat down with him, and here’s the first thing he says to her:
“Why does [...]