Archive for September, 2008

Disney Princess Noodle Soup

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Daughter goes to grocery store with wife. Daughter spots Campbell’s Disney Princesses Cool Shapes Pasta with Chicken in Chicken Broth. Daughter shrieks, “Girl, mama! Girl, mama, girl!” Wife puts can of Disney Princess soup in the cart. Daughter repeatedly intones “girl,” perhaps thinking the princesses themselves are within the can. Daughter and wife arrive home. [...]

Time again for search terms

Friday, September 12th, 2008

No news today, so I’m blogging instead of working.
I looked up the list of search terms that have lead people to Dyneuxmite, and as always, there’s some real good ones in there. At the top of the list is “lungfish,” which as you readers all know is a frequent and important topic here on Dyneuxmite. [...]

Wearing sunglasses indoors

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Dude wanders into work today wearing his sunglasses. Because these fluorescent lights are just blinding. And besides, outside the sun is practically unbearable with all those clouds covering the sky. Reminds me of this guy who used to wear sunglasses all through church. He had two pairs. One I think was supposed to be transitions [...]

Tra la la la la la

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Tra la la la la laTwo little eyes that seeTwo little eyes the blink blink blink And many more things make me.
So goes the primary song. On the CD, it’s a couple of tracks after “If you’re happy and you know it,” which my daughter asks to listen to every time we get in the [...]

Just can’t do it.

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Here’s wisdom I live by:
“You can wolf down pizza, you can chug a coke, but you can’t do either to yogurt”
-Braden Molyneux
Allow me to explain. Actually, you have no choice, I WILL explain, please excuse my courtesy. I was on the way to school the other day, waiting for the bus. I pulled out my [...]

Overheard

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

At work:
“The hardest part about roller-blading is telling your parents you’re gay.”

Skinny Logan

Friday, September 5th, 2008

I wrote another Skinny column. Not really very funny. But that’s what I’ve got — a bad case of the notfunnies.

Haiku time

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

In the dark of nightNothing cuts through the silenceLike a child’s cry