Oh dear
Just can’t do it.
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008Here’s wisdom I live by:
“You can wolf down pizza, you can chug a coke, but you can’t do either to yogurt”
-Braden Molyneux
Allow me to explain. Actually, you have no choice, I WILL explain, please excuse my courtesy. I was on the way to school the other day, waiting for the bus. I pulled out my [...]
Overheard
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008At work:
“The hardest part about roller-blading is telling your parents you’re gay.”
America, pt. 2
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008Yes, Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheesburgers.
What inspires you?
Friday, August 1st, 2008Getting me fed is a difficult task. But the wife does a great job at finding cheap lunch meals for work, so I do alright. The most recent set was Michelina’s. For those of you still reading, Michelina’s (at least the one’s I got) are little microwavable dinners meant to help you eat good portion [...]
America
Friday, June 27th, 20082nd verse, from Logan:
O beautiful, for pilgrim feet
Which cannot bear a load
Much less a path for freedom beat
Across an empty road!
America! America! God mend thine ev’ry flaw;
Thy soul is well when self propelled, thy body in a spa!
But wait…
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008Just seen on a commercial for eyedrops:
“The most common side effect is a burning sensation in the eye”
I’ll take two.
School is like…
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008I am in Summer School right now. Not Summer School like “I was a bad kid during the rest of the year,” but Summer School like “I’m married.” I’m taking two classes that I really don’t like (read: “brutally despise”). So for me, at this point, school is like gambling. Allow me to explain.
I go [...]
Bright Ideas
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008So a federal appeals court ruled the other day that our paper money is “violating the law by failing to design and issue currency that is readily distinguishable to blind and visually impaired people.” It was suggested that we print different sized bills or bills with raised ink. I think I have a better idea:
Print [...]
Street art
Friday, May 16th, 2008I admit it. I ride the bus. School and back, that’s it. There is a bus depot near my house which makes it easy, but it’s still the bus.
Anyway this is how the street around the depot loop is painted:
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On the topic of old people
Thursday, May 8th, 2008I do some volunteer work every once in a while at a local “Rest Home”. Rest home is a very appropriate name because all people do there is rest, at least that I can tell. They get comfy roll-a-beds and wheelchairs and motorized scooters and spine-stabilizing neck braces. But despite how rest ful it is, [...]
