Gripes
School is like…
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008I am in Summer School right now. Not Summer School like “I was a bad kid during the rest of the year,” but Summer School like “I’m married.” I’m taking two classes that I really don’t like (read: “brutally despise”). So for me, at this point, school is like gambling. Allow me to explain.
I go [...]
People who care way too much
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008I have a friend who is in an “ethics and values” class. I also took this same class a couple years ago and it hasn’t changed a bit. The actual title for this class should be “Get people angry class” because that’s all that happens. But that’s the best part about it, let me explain.
Neither [...]
Haiku Time, again
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008I hate summer school
I hate summer school so much
I hate summer school
Public restrooms are not the place for silence
Friday, April 11th, 2008Or flash photography for that matter.
Most times when I walk into a bathroom, it’s almost completely silent - a dull echoey cavern. And when somebody blasts a fog horn into an acoustically brilliant ceramic sound-wave director, I have no choice but to hear every reverberation. This is bad and wrong. When I walk in to [...]
Public restrooms are not the place for brighter bulbs
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008They replaced the light bulbs in the bathroom at work with brighter ones. And I can totally tell. Like, there’s all sorts of things in there that I can see more clearly now — things I’m not sure I wanted to see in the first place. Like that “design” on the tile floor.
Dyneuxmite is ad-free
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008OK everyone, it was an early April Fool’s joke. We don’t have any sponsors.
Hierarchies, part 2
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008List of things that need to be cleaned, from most important to least.
1. Yourself (including teeth and mind)
2. Dishes
3. Clothes and bedclothes
4. Your child’s room
5. Your room
6. The movie theater floor
7. Movies, in general
8. And music, for that matter
9. Desk at work
10. Cars
11. Under the bed
12. A pig sty
13. Landfills
14. The toilet bowl
A few days [...]
Grand Re-Opening!
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008What you see here is all that remains of Dyneuxmite after a very scary change of Web hosts. What happened is that the little man inside the computer who remembers all our posts was in a debilitating accident involving such terrible sounding Web-speak as “mySQL,” “database” and “Yahoo!” And because the knee bone is connected [...]
