By lmolyneux, on May 9th, 2011% In my inbox today:
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It is not recommended that you follow any of the links in . . . → Read More: You are most welcome
By lmolyneux, on April 10th, 2011% 
So my buddy handed me this note after church today. He’s an artist, obviously, but also apparently a comedian.
By bmolyneux, on December 22nd, 2010%
By lmolyneux, on December 14th, 2010% The little brother is going to get a PhD. This ruins everything.
EDIT 10:50 a.m. Dec. 15: Be sure to read this for background.
EDIT 1:40 p.m. 12/16/2011: Awesome comments over at the wife’s blog, which is way more famous than mine. Includes this gem from anonymous, who presumably is my mother: “I remember this exact conversation when you were 5 and Braden was 3. I had asked you to read a list of words for someone and you . . . → Read More: Going to get a PhD
By lmolyneux, on December 7th, 2010% I’m working on a letter of recommendation for my TA. He’s applying for degrees in security studies, so they need to know he has lots of security. I’m considering something like this for the last paragraph. Me and cousin Rico here, we sure wanna see Jonny get into grad school, you know? Cause if he doesn’t, see, it would be really sad to see anything happen to that beautiful daughter of yours, some sorta accident or something. Just sad. So . . . → Read More: Letter of recommendation
By lmolyneux, on November 18th, 2010% Our instant messaging conversation went something like this: Friend: questionMe: Answer. I hope that resolved your concerns.Friend: ba dum tishhhhhhhhMe: hahaFriend: shoot i actually forgot my question it’ll come to meMe: my evil plot bears fruit!
Several hours later, he still has not remembered what he was wanting to ask.
By lmolyneux, on October 28th, 2010% In a rare admission of anyone else’s existence, Dyneuxmite would like to thank our loyal readers and commenters and draw your attention to the comments on posts new and old.
First, you are not allowed to miss the fine reply to the mildly insensitive poem below. It is, amusingly, another mildly insensitive poem! Of great worth and hilarity!
Second, we require that you notice the delightful comments posted all over the site by insightful and literate readers the world . . . → Read More: Comments are afire
By bmolyneux, on October 27th, 2010% An ode to the double-chin:
Oh how I love the double-chin, Where one stops, the next begins. I never have, while being thin, been able to give that extra grin.
By lmolyneux, on October 25th, 2010% He indicated the presence of a snake by hissing through his teeth (he’s not yet 2). Then, when asked where the snake was, he laid down on the floor, looked under the couch, and continued to hiss.
It is at least possible (however unlikely) that:1. I misinterpreted his hissing to mean “snake” when in fact he meant “flat tire;” and he misinterpreted the couch, assuming it to be a car.2. The snake he saw had already come and gone before . . . → Read More: Why does my son think there is a snake under the couch?
By lmolyneux, on October 5th, 2010% Whereas recent and frankly obnoxious intra-room conflicts have arisen regarding the temperature of the room; the reading of the thermostat, and it’s functionality; the state and usability of manual digits, specifically of the females present; the frequency and intensity of air conditioning and, unsurprisingly, the disturbing fact of its unwillingness to be regulated; the number of layers of clothing required to achieve a comfortable body temperature; and the various fluctuations in office temperature that create conditions varyingly described as “freezing,” . . . → Read More: Temperatures, surroundings and perceptions: A consideration of the complaints
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