Awesome
Honestly rich
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008I was watching the olympics the other day and at one point local news came on. I listened to a story about a boy who had made a $5 deposit in an ATM and his receipt showed $550000. He and his mother went back to the bank to do the “honest” thing and had made [...]
And now, an award-winning journalist
Saturday, June 7th, 2008That’s right folks, Dyneuxmite co-founder Logan Molyneux was awarded two prizes at the Associated Press’s regional competition this year. I won first place in General Reporting for this story I wrote about vaccines. I also won second place in the reviews category for my dining reviews. (I really can’t remember which three reviews I entered, [...]
A short history of Pilates
Thursday, June 5th, 2008Pilates, as you all know, is a popular form of exercise among women and females. It involves moving, which means exercise. Pilates was invented back around 30 A.D. by a man named Pontius Pilate (you can see where it got its name). Pilate wasn’t well known and his exercise movement didn’t really catch on until [...]
People who care way too much
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008I have a friend who is in an “ethics and values” class. I also took this same class a couple years ago and it hasn’t changed a bit. The actual title for this class should be “Get people angry class” because that’s all that happens. But that’s the best part about it, let me explain.
Neither [...]
Disclaimers
Monday, May 12th, 2008This one sent in by avid reader Ryan Nicholas.
Seen on scooter: “This product moves when used”
BYU Women’s Conference
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008See if you can tell why we at Dyneuxmite love this photo. There are at least three reasons.
Making headlines
Monday, April 7th, 2008A story I wrote for Sunday’s paper got picked up all over the country (including Canada, a suburb of the U.S.) and even on a China news site. AP did a rewrite of my story and it went out on the wire. But not everybody used it as a news story. From the Lone Star [...]
A Cartoon-ish Regime
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
From Reuters.
Dyneuxmite’s World Famous Nap Recipe
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008This is a little something that’s been passed down from generation to generation, starting with myself.
Scrumptious Winter Nap
Preheat sleeping surface to 72 degrees.*
Prepare the following ingredients:
1 Cool sheet
1-2 warm blankets
2-3 large down pillows, fluffed
1 you
2 windows, closed (preferably with drapes or blinds)
1 music player (ambient sound machine may be substituted)
1 alarm clock
1 large, lockable, bedroom
1 [...]
Engrish
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008I ate Chinese the other day. I took a look at my chopsticks wrapper and, well… see for yourself.
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.
BAMBOO CHOPSTLCKS
PRODUCT OF CHINA
Tuk under thurnb
and held firmly
Learn how [...]
Hierarchies, pt. 1
Monday, March 17th, 2008Tasty foods (non-dessert) from worst EVER to best:
1. pickles (worst thing ever invented by man, I refuse to even capitalize it)
2. Liver
3. Beets
4. Fish
5. Broccoli
6. Salad
7. Salad with chicken
8. Salad with chicken and bacon and ham and cheese
9. Sub sandwich
10. Philly cheesesteak sandwich
11. Pizza
12. Meat-lovers pizza
13. Double Layer Meat-lovers pizza
14. Steak
15. Grilled Steak
16. Steak and [...]
This post brought to you by the letter “O”
Monday, March 17th, 2008The letter “O” (pronounced “O”) is a very versatile letter. It can be used in many words, from “awesome” to “blog” to “Dyneuxmite”. Let me give you a few examples:
Cove, rove, grove, stove, wove (”oh” sound)
Love, above, glove (”uh” sound)
Move (”oo” sound)
As you see here, by sheer willpower the O makes itself sound different even [...]
There was an old woman who lived on the loo
Monday, March 17th, 2008Just when I was wondering where on earth I could get inspiration for a gut-busting re-opening post, a Kansas trailer park woman goes and sits on a toilet for so long her body grew around the seat.
I am not kidding. Read this and this; and then go watch this; and you can also check here [...]
And speaking of toilets…
Monday, March 17th, 2008These are by far the prettiest we’ve seen. I don’t know if you’re really supposed to pee on them.
Grand Re-Opening!
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008What you see here is all that remains of Dyneuxmite after a very scary change of Web hosts. What happened is that the little man inside the computer who remembers all our posts was in a debilitating accident involving such terrible sounding Web-speak as “mySQL,” “database” and “Yahoo!” And because the knee bone is connected [...]
