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Just can’t do it.
By Braden | September 10, 2008
Here’s wisdom I live by:
“You can wolf down pizza, you can chug a coke, but you can’t do either to yogurt”
-Braden Molyneux
Allow me to explain. Actually, you have no choice, I WILL explain, please excuse my courtesy. I was on the way to school the other day, waiting for the bus. I pulled out my yogurt thinking I had enough time to finish it before the bus came. Nope. As soon as I see it I think, “Uh-oh, this isn’t allowed on the bus, better put it all down.” And this is what went on in my body:
Throat: What the heck? What is he doing? Hey Stomach!
Stomach: Yeah.
Throat: I got some crazy semi-solid substance being shoveled in, gives me the willies, can’t handle it. You got anything?
Stomach: Uh… like a warning shot or something?
Throat: Whatever, just hurry.
Stomach: Well uh…, I got just plain dry heave,… or dry heave with a little burp at the end.
Throat: Um… Go with the little burp, that’s a nice touch.
I’ve leaned my lesson.
They don’t allow yogurt on the bus?
Posted by: Eric on September 11th, 2008 at 1:41 amYogurt Haters!!
No, you just can’t have open food or drink.
Posted by: Braden on September 11th, 2008 at 4:15 am