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Name my next child

By Logan | July 17, 2008

In case you missed the news, my wife is expecting a son around Thanksgiving. I give you the SSB-inspired naming matrix:

Ka/Bra/Xa/Da/Ja
Th/cho/li/st/sh
Po/bi/den/xy/er

Mix and match syllables (one from each line) to create the best baby names ever. Some early suggestions from co-workers and me:

Xachobi
Dather
Jachoden
Bralixy (My favorite so far. Music to my ears!)

Leave your suggested names in comments. Can’t wait!

Topics: Funny |

4 Responses to “Name my next child”

  1. Kachopo.

    Seriously.

    That kid will never get made fun of.

    Posted by: Anne on July 18th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

  2. “How about Bart? Nothing rhymes with Bart?”

    Posted by: Anonymous on July 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm

  3. “Let’s see, Bart, Art, Cart, Dart, Eeeeeyart . . . nope, can’t see any problem with that!”

    Posted by: DP on July 21st, 2008 at 5:15 pm

  4. Logan, man. I have the perfect name for your boy. D&C 107:43. ;)

    Posted by: Seth on August 1st, 2008 at 3:24 am

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