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By Logan | May 21, 2008
An Open Letter to David Archuleta.
Dear David,
I’m a newspaper reporter just south of your hometown. You may not know it, but I’ve been following you and writing about you for weeks. Win or lose tonight, pal, I’m sure they’ll make me cover you, the hometown hero, for the rest of your musical life. So we might as well get to know each other. Wanna do lunch? Have your people call me directly, because I don’t have any people.
Sincerely,
Logan
P.S. You can find out more of how I feel about you by reading this Skinny column, published today.
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Well, I read the skinny and all I can say is… I have lost all respect for you. This is really a new low, Logan. I guess I’ll have to start calling you Lowgan instead of Hellogan.
Posted by: Haley on May 21st, 2008 at 9:45 pmWere you really at the Murray HS performance? I was there, too, with the wife and sisters-in-law.
Posted by: DP on May 21st, 2008 at 10:16 pmAlso, given the amount of people who faint and/or become emotional at their performances, maybe Barack Obama should tap David A. to be his running mate. Forget that he’s only halfway to old enough. “Yes, he can!”
Posted by: DP on May 21st, 2008 at 10:18 pmGreat idea! Maybe I’ll draft an open letter to Obama to make him aware of the possibilities.
Posted by: Logan on May 22nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm