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What is that?

By Braden | April 23, 2008

So finals are over and I managed not to hang myself. Now I have sometime to throw up some posts on the ol’ blog. Now you may say, “I’ve thrown up plenty of times, how hard can that be?!” But I’m betting you won’t. Either way, here I go.

Just after finishing my finals I open the door and walk outside. A young man is strolling by. He casually looks over at me and we make eye contact for half a second. Then he just starts running full speed away from me. What is that? I look at some dude, and he just starts bookin’ it out of there. I like to think that he has some strong natural survival instincts, his body identified me as a predator, and in order to live he ran away. But I don’t know. What do you think? (Please no comments about my face or whether or not I wore deoderant that day)

Topics: Funny |

4 Responses to “What is that?”

  1. Either:
    1. 2 Kings 6:15-17
    2. You obviously had a look of success on your face after having completed your finals. He noticed your triumph, noted the many finals he still had to take, and despaired. To hide his tears from you, he ran.

    Posted by: Logan on April 23rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm

  2. I used to do that stuff in high school, back when I thought being weird was the same thing as being clever. My bet is that he did so that you’d blog about it. and with that, he has won.

    Posted by: Eric on April 23rd, 2008 at 3:35 pm

  3. I’m curious about deoderant. I looked up ODER in the dictionary. It’s a river that runs through Poland and Germany. So, is deoderant some kind of Polish public works project?

    Posted by: Pops on April 24th, 2008 at 3:26 am

  4. Dang it!!!

    Posted by: Braden on April 24th, 2008 at 3:35 am

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