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By Logan | March 31, 2008

Dyneuxmite correspondent DP has uncovered what is very probably an attempt on the Governor’s life. DP reports:

“While I was walking around the city and county building, I passed a tall, silver-haired man talking on his cell phone. And I overheard him say, “… and then the Lieutenant Governor will be Governor….”

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