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Engrish
By Braden | March 19, 2008
I ate Chinese the other day. I took a look at my chopsticks wrapper and, well… see for yourself.
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.
BAMBOO CHOPSTLCKS
PRODUCT OF CHINA
Tuk under thurnb
and held firmly
Learn how to use your chopsticks
Add second chcostick
hold it as you hold
a pencil
Hold tirst chopstick
in originai position
move the second one
up and down
Now you can pick
up anything :
PRODUCTOF
CHINA
That reminds of a menu that I picked up recently at a restuarant in Chile. The English translation read “Charts to Itch.” I’m not sure if that’s food, but it certainly sounded intriguing.
Posted by: kirsten on March 19th, 2008 at 10:21 pmPick up anything! Including lo mein, your plate, even that girl at the bar!
Posted by: Logan on March 19th, 2008 at 10:29 pmWow. So simple. I don’t believe.
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