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Hierarchies, pt. 1

By Braden | March 17, 2008

Tasty foods (non-dessert) from worst EVER to best:

1. pickles (worst thing ever invented by man, I refuse to even capitalize it)
2. Liver
3. Beets
4. Fish
5. Broccoli
6. Salad
7. Salad with chicken
8. Salad with chicken and bacon and ham and cheese
9. Sub sandwich
10. Philly cheesesteak sandwich
11. Pizza
12. Meat-lovers pizza
13. Double Layer Meat-lovers pizza
14. Steak
15. Grilled Steak
16. Steak and potatoes
17. Double western bacon cheeseburger from Carl’s Jr.
18. Two Steaks
19. Two steaks and Apple Beer
20. Three steaks
21. Nap

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6 Responses to “Hierarchies, pt. 1”

  1. I’m commenting on my own post just to reiterate how much I hate pickles; I wouldn’t feed pickles to my worst enemy.

    Posted by: Braden on March 17th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

  2. Nap is a food?

    Posted by: Brent on March 18th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

  3. Nap is totally a food. BRAIN food.

    Posted by: Logan on March 18th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

  4. It’s characterized as a delicacy, I believe…

    I’ve got a pretty good recipe for one if you’re interested.

    Posted by: Braden on March 18th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

  5. I’m totally interested. Share your nap recipe in a future post.

    Posted by: Logan on March 19th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

  6. [...] #3: Nap is not a food. Fact: A recipe for Nap is coming right up. As soon as we invent [...]

    Posted by: Top Ten Myths about Dyneuxmite’s first week back at Dyneuxmite on March 24th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

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