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Things I’ve learned from Indiana Jones
By Braden | November 13, 2008
1. You can survive a nuclear bomb in a lead-lined fridge (the door will stay shut while flying through the air).
2. All monkeys naturally hate Russians.
3. Swinging from vines tarzan-style comes naturally and effortlessly to most people.
4. Magnets strong enough to pull metal grains through the air, defying gravity, can be cancelled out by some thin burlap.
5. 1 in 4 of your friends will die because of greed.
6. All ancient civilizations built their cities with self-destruct mechanisms.
7. The expert on whatever you’re interested in teaches at the local university.
8. What have you learned?
Topics: Awesome |
You can’t trust British people.
Posted by: DP on November 30th, 2008 at 3:49 am-swinging through trees will outrun any motorized vehicle.
-enemies are clever; you should never go into a building you haven’t been before, just in case the nazi’s have cleverly hidden a truck inside of it.
-whips are always the exact length you need them to be
-Fire is the cure-all for any voodoo curse
-never, and I mean NEVER sleep with someone unless you’re quite certain that they haven’t slept with you father!
and finally: -the government will always fully furnish any house they plan to obliterate with a nuclear blast
Posted by: Stephen Tobian on December 4th, 2008 at 2:13 am